So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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