When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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