Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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