Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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