god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Randomize
