Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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