oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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