Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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