You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
