? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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