NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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