Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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