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Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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