Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship