Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...

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(507): View more from Minnesota

The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.

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(518): View more from New York

Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.

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(260): View more from Indiana

How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?

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(916): View more from California

I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up

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(314): View more from Missouri

He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.

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(904): View more from Florida

when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona

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(503): View more from Oregon

we're so committed to being not committed

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