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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Tell her she can't have a vagina

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  nutella sex= disaster

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink

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• (845): View more from New York

  I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass

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• (631): View more from New York

  when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots

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• (360): View more from Washington

  All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips

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• (347): View more from New York

  You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian

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