I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
they need to just BURY HIM!
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers