YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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