The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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