My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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