I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
my liver is dry heaving
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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