There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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