Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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