like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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