Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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