..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize