im having a threesome with these popsicles
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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