i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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