I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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