Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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