make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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