No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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