Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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