Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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