She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
how drunk are you?
Several
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize