im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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