You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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