You really coming over, don't trick.
Do you still have your period?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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