im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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