i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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