So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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