I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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