But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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