Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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