Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Your penis caused this!
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