We're facebook friends in real life
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
