forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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