I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.