Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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