question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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