but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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