Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize