Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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