school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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