I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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