just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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