so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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