xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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