After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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