another moral hangover. fuck.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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